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Wow. I knew you had a hard time navigating my incredible mapping (unlike the rest of us). Where we were making steady bombings while you were lost in the bowels of my map. I did not mean to reduce you to such retardedness. I do apologize.... Wait no I don't. HAHAHAHAHAHA! see that bomb planting? BOOM!! WINNING!!

     Again we find ourselves with a quiet night of gaming with out the sad and disappointing moaning and crying of Whoreatio Chump. And to what do we owe this fortuitous silence? What great and distracting temptation was sent before this man-child? What great sin against the church of Wallworm was committed by this would be mapper?

Three letters. One word.

NFL DRAFT.

     Says something about a 'man' who gets his jollies by watching men haggle over fresh young meat. Oooh I want that one. That one looks good... we'll take him. Kinda sick if you ask me. But thats not surprising considering that fact that Chump is glued to it. Only WW knows what sick things his hands were busy doing with that bottle of lotion and this sad spectacle before him. A rush of adrenaline. A grunt. A spasm. Sooooo.... sick of you man.

     Perhaps his obsession with watching grown men chase each other around and play with balls, stems from some sad and lonely childhood where he had his balls kicked around. I would like to hope fervently that he would come to out grow this but alas he throws himself into mapping where he consistently fails. 
"what was that?"
"that?"
"yeah"
"oh nothing just Chump balls... Dingo released another map"
So go back to your sausagefesting bazaar of young man meat and leave us in peace.


Soooo quiet.

Well stated as usual. I personally found the whole thing hard to use and understand.... oh yeah, thats cause I know nothing about Max in general. Nevermind. Shutting up

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Atleast we know that the Goldfish is in much better condition than Matts maps.... and his looks

     Last Night I launched a Spectacular Beta for my new map de_remotestation7110. As usual it was totally awesome and once the smoke cleared from the explosive awesomeness I noticed a most welcomed silence. For the wimpy and sadly deranged Whoreatio Chump was not present. At the clearing of the sonic boom of greatness that is another Lippy map there was no "OMG!! How can I worship you Lippy?", alas there was no "Wow! Can I ever map as greatly as you?". The lack of these fawning remarks was greatly appreciated. For how does one approach and maintain the path of Greatness of the Way of Wallworm when he must also dash the hopes of this mentally deficient man-child? How can ever attain enlightenment if I am forced at the uttering of such stupid pleadings to smash his ship of hopes upon the great rocks of reality that is Lippy the Wonder Dingo?
     Oh what a sad, sad hand fate has dealt me. Attain god-hood or tell the truth to a bed wetting nincompoop. But as I hope to be rewarded for self-sacrifice.... Yes Matt one day you to can be as awesome as me!!

This looks awesome. Again very well designed and imaginative. I like your work thus far. Keep it up!!

Looks really good man. Truly. Have to get this up and running and make sure we get a copy in the Wallworm server.
One thing I noticed and its just cause I am weird about this stuff... look at the wood beam; I feel the texture needs adjusted a little to make the wood grain flow with the angle of the wood.
Awesome. Would love to see a few more shots of this!!

They say every lie or fabrication is based in truth.
I read this four times before I noticed the single shred of truth hiding within its deluded sentences.

Quote from: horatiopumpquote author=horatiopump link=topic=58.msg136#msg136 date=1301104907]
  with the exception of nitewing who was rendered ineffective due to the fact that he was crouched behind a wall somewhere caressing his auto-sniper

At least he can get one fact correct....

Quote from: wallworm on March 23, 2011, 12:18:45 PM
That's impossible! Your credibility just dropped to Lippy levels...

I think you mean Agent of Chaos levels

You might be... but I am sure that none of us want to hear the stories of how your's become so irrepairably stretched,
just sayin...

2142? No thanks guys. I'm good....
No seriously, guys I'm good! I have CS: Source, and Hammer and.. NO I DO NOT WANT ANOTHER GAME TO PLAY.
Seriously... you did that?
Alright fine. I'll give it a shot.

No I think it sucks. It wasn't fun at all.. it just doesn't feel right...
Yeah, I'll hold out... I'll give it chance with the rest of you dilapidated homos...

HOLY COW!! That was freaking AWESOME!! When does Thursday come around again?

A week? Really? Ghey.....


Moral of story? Peer pressure leads to addictions....

     Despite his inability to accurately view his mapping suckiness, he is right on with his Hypothesis of Vag. A need to mother grown men and a perverse desire to spank said men, is testament to the criss-crossed wiring in this young pups mind. Sad to say it, but we all should have expected this sort of of surfacing of demented wants. After all look who his nearest male role models are. Shawn and Eric leave a lot of debilitating influence on the maturity and stable sexuality of all they encounter. It is only through the great self will and excellent upbringing of the rest of us that we are not also caught in this wanton fetish with older men.

Here's an area I started building for no apparent reason. It just seemed like something kool to build. It may end up in a map at some point I guess...

I think this may be further proof that this kid has deviant desires. He's calling a bunch of grown men his babies. I think he should move to San Francisco where he will fit in better.