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Horatiopump vs. Dingo / Re: Pump following the Dingo around again?
« on: May 28, 2013, 09:54:13 am »
you compared me to Brightfeller...we are no longer friends

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BS Wars / Re: Silence sweet silence
« on: May 07, 2011, 10:56:06 am »
Well once again we find lippy the wonder bra using big words that he probably had to look up. I was going to write something witty and illuminating in response but then I played his new map, so I decided I better post something within the intellectual capacity of someone who would make a map like that:   me god-like, you homo.

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BS Wars / Re: Bestest Beta Launch
« on: May 07, 2011, 10:12:35 am »
I was still vomiting uncontrollably from your previous beta release.

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BS Wars / the mission
« on: March 25, 2011, 10:01:47 pm »
   It was a night I'll never forget. The kind of night that needs big words to describe. Terrorists were trying to bomb some lost temple in some god forsaken jungle in some god forsaken country. My counter-terrorist team was deployed to stop them. The insertion was pretty standard: buy a bunch of equipment, wait 30 seconds to make sure we were all on the same page. As usual I took the best possible route while the rest of my team tried something sneaky that was sure to backfire on them. Within seconds I had engaged my first target, lippy the wonder bra. He had spotted me but was unsure what to do because of his delusional mind , so I dispatched him with minimal effort and continued on to my target. By now the rest of my team were all dead (with the exception of nitewing who was rendered ineffective due to the fact that he was crouched behind a wall somewhere caressing his auto-sniper), so it was all up to me. As I rounded a corner a shot rang out over my head. It was the naked mole rat and he looked like he meant business. He was about 20 yards away and taking aim. Calmly I pulled a turkey sandwich out of my rucksack and proceeded to have a healthy and balanced lunch while 32 more shots missed wildly. When I had finished I took down the mole rat with a headshot and moved on. Just as I was about to stop and check my bearings a voice came over my headset. "The bomb has been planted". My god, was I too late? My pulse quickened and my adrenaline level shot up. Without hesitation I sprinted for the bomb site. As I approached I slowed to a walk and dared to check to see who I was dealing with here. It was my arch nemesis vash. Knowing I only had seconds to spare I smoked the bomb and went for the diffusal. Suddenlly I heard the "shing" of a knife being pulled out. With reflexes learned by spending years of training with the FPS monks of Uulan-batar, I spun around and put 2 shots into vash's chest before he could even take a swing at me. With cool, steady hands I proceeded to diffuse the bomb. When I had finished I walked over to where vash was laying in a crumpled heap. He was trying to say something but I was distracted by the pink, lacey panties that were visible through the white skirt he was wearing. I knelt down so I could hear him. "I always knew you were better than me, and sexier, and had better hair" , he said. And then, as with all people who are dying, he crapped all over himself. I stood there for a long time looking at the carnage I had inflicted. I was truly a god-like warrior that noone else could measure up to......I was horatio pump.

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BS Wars / a good night
« on: March 23, 2011, 10:47:36 am »
One time I killed Hudson Hawk AND shawnolson.net , IN THE SAME ROUND!!

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General Discussion / Re: So What the Hell is a Wall Worm Anyway?
« on: March 18, 2011, 06:53:37 pm »
are we talking about the wall of the colon here?

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BS Wars / Re: Thats right, daddies here 8)
« on: March 10, 2011, 06:42:31 pm »
The obsession with spanking grown men is a little disturbing. It might stem from an inner desire to be spanked yourself. I think we should explore this hypothosis.

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Horatiopump vs. Dingo / Re: Bring IT!!!
« on: March 10, 2011, 01:10:54 pm »
liberal!!! well i do liberally spread my immense wisdom if thats what you mean

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Horatiopump vs. Dingo / Re: Lippy the wonder...pump?
« on: March 10, 2011, 09:07:33 am »
those aren't missing textures, they are parts of the map that are so cool that you can't see them

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Horatiopump vs. Dingo / Lippy the wonder...pump?
« on: March 08, 2011, 10:55:50 pm »
Its become obvious in the past few weeks that lippy the wonder dingo is trying to copy the great horatio pump. What I thought was just innocent admiration has now, I fear, turned into an unhealthy obsession with eveything "horatio". I mean just look at his maps, they're looking more and more like my maps every day (which is to say they're getting better). If this behavior continues I will have no choice but to take drastic measures and create a map so amazing that he will have to concede that he will never be as awesome as me. Judge for yourself by joining the wallworms on Thur. and Sun. nights for some cs.

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Horatiopump vs. Dingo / Re: Bring IT!!!
« on: February 24, 2011, 09:24:21 am »
I'm pacing myself. If I release too many maps at once people may combust from pure over-awesomness.

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Horatiopump vs. Dingo / Re: Bring IT!!!
« on: February 22, 2011, 01:43:47 pm »
are you saying you want to eat me?

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